Little Man

Here’s another song for the little man
Holding my hand
Waiting for the day when he understands

There’s these moments in life that really hit you
Straight in the gut
You can feel the weight

The first was your mother walking down the aisle
The second was you
And you blew her away
And I think she’s okay with that

You came out purple
Screaming
And I just stared

You looked a little like a little Grimace
Your head was like a cone
I caught your first minutes on a cell phone

You had the hair of a middle-aged man
Funny looking guy
You got cuter as the days went by

Every once in a while I would hear people say
I didn’t know then,
But now I understand all the cliches

If I only knew this was the way my parents felt about me
I wouldn’t have been
Such a pain in the ass

Cause there’s these moments in life that really hit you
Straight in the gut
You can feel the weight

I think there’s good things waiting for you

Here’s another song for the little man
Holding my hand
Waiting for the day