Mean One

Everybody wants a piece of me
I am a lonesome man making history
They say
We’re all just raindrops in a stream

There’ll be nobody gathered around the tree
It’s set, the game is rigged, I am the referee
I swear, the frog said it best
It is not easy being green

Everybody likes to look at me
Like I’m Norman Bates or I’m Palpatine
It’s a shame, even with that smile
They’d take the seasick crocodile

Mean, so mean
You’re a mean one, mean one
Mean, so mean

You’re mean